Sledge's Ship

Long ago, a small spacecraft was trying to outmaneuver a large space ship (Sledge's Ship).  The large ship was manned by Fury and the small spacecraft had managed to do some damage to it.  In addition, Sledge's Ship was towing several asteroids behind it.  Fury:  "Lucky shot Keeper."  The Vivixs (Sledge's foot soldiers) were frantically trying to repair the ship.  They all became more nervous and jumpy when Fury yelled at them.   "Get the weapons systems back online before Sledge gets here"  Impatiently Fury turned around and walked towards another crew member.  "Wrench!  What's taking so long?!  Get those lasers fixed now!"  Fury pointed his weapon at Wrench.  Wrench got up from where he was working and faced Fury.  Wrench:  "I'm trying.  There's ten million gig bolts going through this."  Wrench pointed to some busted up tubing.  "It could blow up the whole ship.  I have to be careful."  Sledge walked in and headed straight towards Wrench.  Sledge:  "Wrench!  You pathetic weakling!"  Sledge shoved Wrench aside.  "Out of my way!"  Wrench:  "But Master Sledge!"  Sledge took the two pieces of tubing and fused it back together.  Wrench is impressed.  "Whoa!"  Sledge lets out a yell.  "We will capture Keeper!  That mangy little cockroach!  He's right where I want him.  Lock onto his ship."  Sledge's temper was getting the better of him.  Poisandra gently laid her hand on Sledge's. "Sledgeums."  Poisandra turned and faced the window, where she could spot Keeper's ship.  "So that's the Keeper creature that's stopping us from getting married."  Poisandra walked back towards Sledge and clutched his hand.  "Please allow me to finish this."  Fury was not happy.  "Why do you listen to that heart shaped nitwit?"  Sledge overheard Fury's muttering.  Sledge:  "Watch it Fury!  She's tougher than she looks."  Sledge spoke gently to Poisandra.  "Go right ahead Poisandra."  Poisandra skipped to the front of the ship.  Poisandra:  "Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti"  Poisandra stopped as a Vivix got in her way.  "Excuse me.  You in front.  You're blocking my view."  Suddenly a blast hit the Vivix and he hit the floor and vanished.  Poisandra turned around and laughed when she saw that it had been Sledge who had blasted the Vivix.  Sledge:  "Can you see now my dear?"  Poisandra skip over to Sledge.  "You are so sweet."  Poisandra turned around and faced the front of the ship.  Poisandra:  "Now for the finale.  Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti!  Fire!"  Sledge's Ship fired several times at the spacecraft. It eventually was hit and began to fall towards a planet (Earth).  Poisandra:  "Woo hoo!  That was fun!"  Sledge looked at Fury.  "Bring me the Energems or I'll destroy you too!"  Fury:  "Yes, Master Sledge."   Fury left in his own space craft.  Sledge sat in his caption seat.  "Finally, the Energems will be mine, and I'll rule the universe!"  Later, Sledge walked through the cell blocks contained in the bottom part of the ship.  As he walked along, he went over wanted posters as Poisandra trailed along.  Sledge:  "The bounty of ten thousand space bullions."  Poisandra:  "Excuse me."  Sledge:  "After we get the Energems, he might be worth catch.  Maybe this one too."  Poisandra stopped Sledge in his tracks.  Poisandra:  "No more hunting down outlaws and collecting those stupide asteroids!"   Poisandra takes the tablet away from Sledge and begins to walk away.  Sledge:  "They're not stupid!  Those asteroids and outlaws are going to make me the richest bounty hunter in the universe.  And then...maybe...we'll get married."  Poisandra stopped and turned around to face Sledge.  Poisandra:  "What do you mean...maybe.  We are getting married!"  Poisandra walked away.  Sledge:  "Oh brother!"  Sledge trailed after Poisandra.  They entered the hanger area as Fury's shipped arrived.  Poisandra:  "I'm amazed Fury found his way back."  Sledge:  "He better have those Energems."  The doors on the spacecraft open and Fury steps out.  Fury:  "I've done it.  Keeper is history."  Fury walked over to Sledge and kneeled before him, holding up a container.  Fury:  "And now the Energems are all yours Master Sledge.  Your long search for the ultimate power is finally over."  Sledge took the container.  Sledge:  "The entire universe will grovel before me."  Sledge opened the container and was surprised and angry.  Sledge:  "What?!  It's a bomb!"   The bomb goes off and explosions take place inside Sledge's ship.  Everyone within the ship is knocked around.  Fury jumps into his spacecraft.  A Vivix lands against the launch button and Fury's spacecraft takes off.  Sledge:  "I'll make you pay for this Keeper!  If it's the last thing I do!"   More explosions rock the ship and the asteroids are released.  Sledge:  "My asteroids!  No!"  The asteroids fall towards Earth.

Many years later, Sledge's ship flies around the Earth.  Sledge walks through the corridor of his prison.  The prisoners make a lot of noise at his approach and Sledge yells at them to be quiet!  Sledge wonders which of his mangy, rotten, diabolical monsters can destroy me a Power Ranger.  There are numerous holding cells containing more than one monster.  The possibility of finding that monster is high.

On Sledge's Ship, Sledge is furious.  Poisandra stands by, gently holding his arm.  Various Vivix are working on the ship.  Fury stands in front of Sledge and faces his wrath.  Sledge yells at Fury.  Sixty-five million years and you couldn't snatch a single Energem!  Poisandra adds, not even one!  Dreadful!  Fury defends himself.  Keeper gave them to dinosaurs for protection.  This makes Sledge even more angry.  Keeper!  That little cretin that blew up my ship!  You haven't got him either!  You're about as useless as space trash Fury!  Sledge storms away as Fury lets out a small growl.  Later, below in the prison, the various monsters are making lots of noise.  A lone monster walks down the center as monsters yell, give it to me.  The lone monster yells back, keep it down or you won't be fed tonight!  Once the guard leaves, a mechanical claw wraps itself between two bars in it's cells and pulls the bars together.  The claw laughs as it escapes the cell and flings itself from the bars to the pipes above.  Sledge yells, oh no you don't!  Sledge fires and the claw is shot at and falls to the ground.  Unable to stay contained inside the claw, the rest of Scrapper's body appears.  Scrapper knows it's in trouble as Sledge walks towards him.  Sledge tells him, so Scrapper, you want to escape?  Scrapper quickly replies no.  Sledge hauls Scrapper to it's feet and tells Scrapper, bring me an Energem and I'll personally chauffeur you to any galaxy you want.  Sledge pushes Scrapper away.  Scrapper agrees to the plan.  Sledge growls as he walks away.  But the plan fails.  Later, Fury informs Sledge that the Rangers just defeated Scrapper.  Sledge responds, no they didn't.  Magna beam!  A Vivix hits a huge red button.  The ship fires the magna beam.  Eventually Scrapper is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Tri-Stego Formation.

Fury greets Sledge.  Fury has Slammer with him.  Sledge, with Poisandra by his side, asks, what can this dirt bag do?  Slammer vows to get those Energems in no time.  Fury explains, he'll capture the Rangers in his cages.  He never misses.  Poisandra is doubtful.  Never misses?  Please!  Spoken by the one who couldn't find a single Energem in sixty-five million years.  Fury mutters under his breath, pink freak.  Sledge gets a hold of Slammer and tells him to get down to Earth and don't disappoint me!  Sledge kicks Slammer into the shuttle.  Slammer promises he won't.  Sledge fires the launch bottom and shuttle takes off.  Poisandra walks over to Sledge and takes his hand.  She tells him, oh darling, let's forget those pesky Energems.  I'll go mad if I have to spend another day in this rust bucket with only vermin for companionship.  Sledge replies, that's exactly why I got you a present.  Sledge yells for Wrench.  Wrench quickly enters.  Poisandra is curious.  A present?  For me?  Wrench explains, I built him from old monster parts.  Wrench steps away and the creature is revealed.  Wrench continues, I call him Curio.  Poisandra is very happy.  You got me a friend!  Poisandra finds Curio adorable.  She asks him, want to go make some trouble?  Curio replies sure thing.  Holding hands, the two happily walk away.  Sledge hopes that pinhead gets her off his back.  Sledge turns around and yells at Fury.  Slammer's cages better work!  I want those Energems!  Fury reassures Sledge that it will work. Later, Green Ranger and Red Ranger are battling Slammer.  They defeat him.  Slammer shouts, you'll do hard time for this!  Red Ranger declares, now that was awesome!  Sledge has been watching the battle from his ship.  Sledge yells, those worthless Rangers!  Sledge yells at a Vivix to get over here.  When it hurries over, Sledge grabs it and shouts into it's face, fire the magna beam!  Sledge releases the Vivix and it hurries over to the large button and activates the magna beam.  Slammer grows to giant size.  Another battle follows.  Slammer is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Stego-Raptor Formation.

Sledge is furious and shoves Spellbinder.  Sledge tells Spellbinder, you told me that once you had that pendant, the Rangers would fall under your spell.  Instead they are still fighting you!  Curio and Wrench had been watching.  Sledge yells at Wrench and Fury to lock Spellbinder in solitary.  Fury and Wrench grab a hold of Spellbinder.  Curio dances around as Spellbinder protests.  The Black Ranger is under my spell!  But it takes time to grow!  Once it does, he'll help me to bring all the Rangers under your command.  Sledge replies, just get me one Ranger and you'll be free Spellbinder.  Fury shoves Spellbinder to the side.  Spellbinder tells Sledge, I can do that.  Sledge threatens Spellbinder.  But if you get none, I'll crush you for dinner.  Sledge laughs. Later, Shelby helps Chase break the spell he is under.  The Rangers defeat Spellbinder.  Sledge storms through the ship and yells at the Vivix, out of my way!  Sledge shoves the Vivix aside and stomps the fire button for the magna beam.  Spellbinder grows to giant size and another battle follows.  Eventually Spellbinder is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Para-Raptor Formation.  Sledge is furious and crumples up Spellbinder's wanted flyer.  Sledge rants about how much money he could have gotten for Spellbinder.  What a waste!  Wrench is going through Spellbinder's parts.  Sledge notices what Wrench is doing and tells him to wait.  He notices the glowing pendant in the discarded parts bin.  Sledge notes, maybe it's not a total loss as he takes the pendant.  Wrench asks, could he have survived?  Sledge answers, doubt that.  But I think there is still some magic left in it.  Might come in handy some day.  Sledge gives the pendant to Wrench and tells him to save it.  Wrench replies, yes Master Sledge.

Poisandra samples various wedding cakes.  Curio and Cavity is with her.  After Poisandra takes a bite of the chocolate cake, she tells Cavity, this cake is divine.  Cavity is pleased and tells her it shall be your wedding cake.  Poisandra disagrees.  Absolutely not.  She shoves all the cakes off and into a trash bin.  Curio dives in after the discarded cakes.  Poisandra tells Cavity she needs a cake so awful, so disgusting, that the guests are sure to remember my wedding a long, long time.  Poisandra laughs.  Cavity replies, as you desire.  After awhile, Cavity returns with another wedding cake.  Cavity tells Poisandra it is his master piece.  This beautiful cake is filled to the brim with decay.  Poisandra asks, you mean tooth decay?  As in a mouthful of unbearable pain?  Cavity adds, that no one will ever forget.  Fury enters and immediately states freeing prisoners to bake you cakes.  How dare you!  Poisandra points to the cake as she replies, this isn't just any cake.  I'm picking the perfect wedding cake.  Fury states it's a waste of time.  Poisandra brings over a slice of cake to Fury and wants him to taste it.  Fury considers it and decides to take just a bite.  Cavity laughs.  Fury eats the slice of cake and Poisandra asks, so, what do you think?  Fury responds, needs more vinegar.  Seconds later, his mouth begins to hurt.  Fury screams, oh my teeth!  What have you done you pink bridezilla?!  Fury falls to the floor as Poisandra laughs.  Sledge enters angrily and asks, what's going on here?!  Poisandra skips over to Sledge and explains, Cavity baked me an evil cake and Fury tried it.  Sledge tells Cavity to bake that cake for the Rangers.  Make them suffer and then, Sledge fires at the cake, bring me their Energems!  With cake splattered all over him, Cavity replies, yes sir.  Later, Poisandra and the rest watch the Rangers battle Cavity and eventually defeat Cavity.  Poisandra becomes alarmed.  She hurries over to Sledge and tells him, he has to save him.  He makes the perfect wedding cake.  Sledge yells at Vivix, magna beam!  The Vivix gives a quick nod and hits the button.  Another battle follows and Cavity is destroyed.  Poisandra falls to her knees and cries.  Sledge is angry, that half-baked chef couldn't bring back a single Energem!  Poisandra doesn't care about the Energems.  Poisandra declares, I want to personally destroy those Power Rangers so we can finally get out of here and have our wedding!  Fury comments a heart-shaped whiner is not going to take down the Rangers.  Sledge becomes even more angry.  And who are you to talk!  Sledge gets into Fury's face.  You have defeated the same amount of Rangers as she has.  Zero!  Sledge deliberately bumps into Fury as he storms away.  Sledge mutters, useless monsters.  Poisandra's mood has lifted.  I think you hurt kitty's feelings.  Poisandra faces Fury's back and blows him a kiss.  Fury slashes the heart shaped bubble before it reaches him.  Fury threatens, test me Candy Cane!

In the prison corridor, Sledge is advancing towards Fury.  Fury, walking backwards, defends himself.  It takes time to find the Energems.  They could be buried anywhere.  Sledge asks, if it's so difficult, how did the Rangers find five of them so fast?!  Get me the Energems or I'll put a bounty on your head.  Sledge calls Fury pathetic as he walks away.  The doors slide close in an area close by, but Poisandra has seen the whole thing as the Vivix give her a manicure and pedicure.  She asks, can you believe the Rangers found five Energems?!  It can't be that hard.  Curio is confident they can find an Energem.  On the opposite side, Wrench walks into the room with a cart.  Poisandra agrees with Curio.  We are the perfect duet.  We can do it all by ourselves.  Curio agrees.  Poisandra spots Wrench and tells him, we need your help.  Wrench really doesn't want to help them.  The last time I helped you, Sledge and Fury were very angry.  Poisandra kicks away a Vivix as she reassures Wrench, they won't be angry, because they won't know.  Together, you and I are going to destroy the Rangers.  Poisandra laughs as she yanks Wrench away.  Curio follows them.  Meanwhile, Shelby and Kendall have created the E-Tracer and are using it to locate the Aqua Energem.  Unknown to them, Sledge's ship flies by the same satellite.  Wrench picks up the signal and exclaims, oh boy, this is huge!  Poisandra hurries over and asks, what is it?  Wrench responds, I've intercepted a satellite search.  I bet it's the Rangers looking for Energems.  Poisandra asks, and what did they find?  Wrench replies, something big.  Poisandra, Curio, Stingrage, and several Vivix leave and search and find Ankylo Zord.  Later, Poisandra and Stingrage are in a room when Fury walks in and states, that pink featherbrain thought she could get an Energem on her own.  Sledge is right behind Fury.  Fury walks up to Stingrage and states, Stingrage belongs in a cell.  Sledge walks over to Poisandra and tells her that Fury thinks she is interfering.  That you took Stingrage to Earth.  Poisandra calls Fury a tattletale.  Poisandra asks Sledge, did he also tell you that I almost caught the Blue Ranger?  Or that we found the Rangers' zord and stung it!?  Stingrage backs her up.  My stinger made the zord go crazy.  It nearly destroyed the Rangers.  Sledge is impressed.  You stung a zord.  Not bad.  But if you don't bring me an Energem, you're going to wish you were safely behind bars.  Got it!?  Stingrage responds, yes, of course Master Sledge. Instead a battle follows and Stingrage is defeated by the Pink Ranger.  Sledge had been watching the battle and becomes very angry.  He shouts, see how these Rangers do with a massive sting!  Magna Beam!  A Vivix quickly hits the button.  Another battle follows and eventually Stingrage is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Tri-Ankylo Form.  Afterwards, Poisandra tries to stay out of Fury's way as he demands that she tell him how she found the zord.  Poisandra tells Fury that if he lays one grimy paw on her, Sledge will grind him into space dust.  Fury gets angry and is about to strike when they both hear Sledge's voice hollering for Poisandra.  Poisandra laughs.  Just before she heads out, she tells Fury, maybe I'm smarter than you think.  Better watch your back.  Poisandra skips out as Fury slams his fist.

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