Sledge's Ship

Long ago, a small spacecraft was trying to outmaneuver a large space ship (Sledge's Ship).  The large ship was manned by Fury and the small spacecraft had managed to do some damage to it.  In addition, Sledge's Ship was towing several asteroids behind it.  Fury:  "Lucky shot Keeper."  The Vivixs (Sledge's foot soldiers) were frantically trying to repair the ship.  They all became more nervous and jumpy when Fury yelled at them.   "Get the weapons systems back online before Sledge gets here"  Impatiently Fury turned around and walked towards another crew member.  "Wrench!  What's taking so long?!  Get those lasers fixed now!"  Fury pointed his weapon at Wrench.  Wrench got up from where he was working and faced Fury.  Wrench:  "I'm trying.  There's ten million gig bolts going through this."  Wrench pointed to some busted up tubing.  "It could blow up the whole ship.  I have to be careful."  Sledge walked in and headed straight towards Wrench.  Sledge:  "Wrench!  You pathetic weakling!"  Sledge shoved Wrench aside.  "Out of my way!"  Wrench:  "But Master Sledge!"  Sledge took the two pieces of tubing and fused it back together.  Wrench is impressed.  "Whoa!"  Sledge lets out a yell.  "We will capture Keeper!  That mangy little cockroach!  He's right where I want him.  Lock onto his ship."  Sledge's temper was getting the better of him.  Poisandra gently laid her hand on Sledge's. "Sledgeums."  Poisandra turned and faced the window, where she could spot Keeper's ship.  "So that's the Keeper creature that's stopping us from getting married."  Poisandra walked back towards Sledge and clutched his hand.  "Please allow me to finish this."  Fury was not happy.  "Why do you listen to that heart shaped nitwit?"  Sledge overheard Fury's muttering.  Sledge:  "Watch it Fury!  She's tougher than she looks."  Sledge spoke gently to Poisandra.  "Go right ahead Poisandra."  Poisandra skipped to the front of the ship.  Poisandra:  "Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti"  Poisandra stopped as a Vivix got in her way.  "Excuse me.  You in front.  You're blocking my view."  Suddenly a blast hit the Vivix and he hit the floor and vanished.  Poisandra turned around and laughed when she saw that it had been Sledge who had blasted the Vivix.  Sledge:  "Can you see now my dear?"  Poisandra skip over to Sledge.  "You are so sweet."  Poisandra turned around and faced the front of the ship.  Poisandra:  "Now for the finale.  Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti!  Fire!"  Sledge's Ship fired several times at the spacecraft. It eventually was hit and began to fall towards a planet (Earth).  Poisandra:  "Woo hoo!  That was fun!"  Sledge looked at Fury.  "Bring me the Energems or I'll destroy you too!"  Fury:  "Yes, Master Sledge."   Fury left in his own space craft.  Sledge sat in his caption seat.  "Finally, the Energems will be mine, and I'll rule the universe!"  Later, Sledge walked through the cell blocks contained in the bottom part of the ship.  As he walked along, he went over wanted posters as Poisandra trailed along.  Sledge:  "The bounty of ten thousand space bullions."  Poisandra:  "Excuse me."  Sledge:  "After we get the Energems, he might be worth catch.  Maybe this one too."  Poisandra stopped Sledge in his tracks.  Poisandra:  "No more hunting down outlaws and collecting those stupide asteroids!"   Poisandra takes the tablet away from Sledge and begins to walk away.  Sledge:  "They're not stupid!  Those asteroids and outlaws are going to make me the richest bounty hunter in the universe.  And then...maybe...we'll get married."  Poisandra stopped and turned around to face Sledge.  Poisandra:  "What do you mean...maybe.  We are getting married!"  Poisandra walked away.  Sledge:  "Oh brother!"  Sledge trailed after Poisandra.  They entered the hanger area as Fury's shipped arrived.  Poisandra:  "I'm amazed Fury found his way back."  Sledge:  "He better have those Energems."  The doors on the spacecraft open and Fury steps out.  Fury:  "I've done it.  Keeper is history."  Fury walked over to Sledge and kneeled before him, holding up a container.  Fury:  "And now the Energems are all yours Master Sledge.  Your long search for the ultimate power is finally over."  Sledge took the container.  Sledge:  "The entire universe will grovel before me."  Sledge opened the container and was surprised and angry.  Sledge:  "What?!  It's a bomb!"   The bomb goes off and explosions take place inside Sledge's ship.  Everyone within the ship is knocked around.  Fury jumps into his spacecraft.  A Vivix lands against the launch button and Fury's spacecraft takes off.  Sledge:  "I'll make you pay for this Keeper!  If it's the last thing I do!"   More explosions rock the ship and the asteroids are released.  Sledge:  "My asteroids!  No!"  The asteroids fall towards Earth.

Many years later, Sledge's ship flies around the Earth.  Sledge walks through the corridor of his prison.  The prisoners make a lot of noise at his approach and Sledge yells at them to be quiet!  Sledge wonders which of his mangy, rotten, diabolical monsters can destroy me a Power Ranger.  There are numerous holding cells containing more than one monster.  The possibility of finding that monster is high.

On Sledge's Ship, Sledge is furious.  Poisandra stands by, gently holding his arm.  Various Vivix are working on the ship.  Fury stands in front of Sledge and faces his wrath.  Sledge yells at Fury.  Sixty-five million years and you couldn't snatch a single Energem!  Poisandra adds, not even one!  Dreadful!  Fury defends himself.  Keeper gave them to dinosaurs for protection.  This makes Sledge even more angry.  Keeper!  That little cretin that blew up my ship!  You haven't got him either!  You're about as useless as space trash Fury!  Sledge storms away as Fury lets out a small growl.  Later, below in the prison, the various monsters are making lots of noise.  A lone monster walks down the center as monsters yell, give it to me.  The lone monster yells back, keep it down or you won't be fed tonight!  Once the guard leaves, a mechanical claw wraps itself between two bars in it's cells and pulls the bars together.  The claw laughs as it escapes the cell and flings itself from the bars to the pipes above.  Sledge yells, oh no you don't!  Sledge fires and the claw is shot at and falls to the ground.  Unable to stay contained inside the claw, the rest of Scrapper's body appears.  Scrapper knows it's in trouble as Sledge walks towards him.  Sledge tells him, so Scrapper, you want to escape?  Scrapper quickly replies no.  Sledge hauls Scrapper to it's feet and tells Scrapper, bring me an Energem and I'll personally chauffeur you to any galaxy you want.  Sledge pushes Scrapper away.  Scrapper agrees to the plan.  Sledge growls as he walks away.  But the plan fails.  Later, Fury informs Sledge that the Rangers just defeated Scrapper.  Sledge responds, no they didn't.  Magna beam!  A Vivix hits a huge red button.  The ship fires the magna beam.  Eventually Scrapper is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Tri-Stego Formation.

Fury greets Sledge.  Fury has Slammer with him.  Sledge, with Poisandra by his side, asks, what can this dirt bag do?  Slammer vows to get those Energems in no time.  Fury explains, he'll capture the Rangers in his cages.  He never misses.  Poisandra is doubtful.  Never misses?  Please!  Spoken by the one who couldn't find a single Energem in sixty-five million years.  Fury mutters under his breath, pink freak.  Sledge gets a hold of Slammer and tells him to get down to Earth and don't disappoint me!  Sledge kicks Slammer into the shuttle.  Slammer promises he won't.  Sledge fires the launch bottom and shuttle takes off.  Poisandra walks over to Sledge and takes his hand.  She tells him, oh darling, let's forget those pesky Energems.  I'll go mad if I have to spend another day in this rust bucket with only vermin for companionship.  Sledge replies, that's exactly why I got you a present.  Sledge yells for Wrench.  Wrench quickly enters.  Poisandra is curious.  A present?  For me?  Wrench explains, I built him from old monster parts.  Wrench steps away and the creature is revealed.  Wrench continues, I call him Curio.  Poisandra is very happy.  You got me a friend!  Poisandra finds Curio adorable.  She asks him, want to go make some trouble?  Curio replies sure thing.  Holding hands, the two happily walk away.  Sledge hopes that pinhead gets her off his back.  Sledge turns around and yells at Fury.  Slammer's cages better work!  I want those Energems!  Fury reassures Sledge that it will work. Later, Green Ranger and Red Ranger are battling Slammer.  They defeat him.  Slammer shouts, you'll do hard time for this!  Red Ranger declares, now that was awesome!  Sledge has been watching the battle from his ship.  Sledge yells, those worthless Rangers!  Sledge yells at a Vivix to get over here.  When it hurries over, Sledge grabs it and shouts into it's face, fire the magna beam!  Sledge releases the Vivix and it hurries over to the large button and activates the magna beam.  Slammer grows to giant size.  Another battle follows.  Slammer is destroyed by Dino Charge Megazord/Stego-Raptor Formation.

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