MR. BURLEY

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Mr. Burley was in his office, with a hairnet and apron on.  Mr. Burley placed slices of bread into his toaster.  Mr. Burley:  "Yes, and launch toaster."   Mr. Burley pressed down the lever and the power went out.  His lights on his glasses kicked in.  Mr. Burley glanced up at his office light.  Mr. Burley:  "What!"  Mr. Burley returned his attention to the toaster and tried several times pressing the lever down.   Mr. Burley:  "No!  I want my perfect sandwich!"  Eventually the lever stayed down.  Mr. Burley:  "Yes!  Yes!"  Mr. Burley looked into the toaster just as the bread popped out and hits him in the face.

Mr. Burley is in his office when he hears a knock on the door.  Mr. Burley softly answers.  "Come in"  Noah opens the door and enters.  Noah:  "Hey, Mr. Burley....whoa!"  Mr. Burley, with a magnifying glass over one eye,  quickly turned around to face Noah.  Noah regain his composure and held out the scarf.  Noah:  "You left your scarf in the classroom again."  Mr. Burley:  "Oh, good.  Thanks.  I'd lose my own head if it weren't attached.  Even then, I might still lose it."  Mr. Burley gave an awkward laugh.  Noah smiled as he hung up the scarf.  "Well, I got to get going."  Mr. Burley:  "Okay.  Thanks again."  With his glasses sitting on top of his head, Mr. Burley stood in his office, puzzled.  "Now where did I leave my glasses?"  Mr. Burley looked around the office.  His glasses fell back onto his nose as he was facing  the picture of the Lochness monster.  The picture frighten him and he fell over backwards onto his chair, which fell to the floor with his feet still flaying in the air.  "The Lochness monster!  Help!"

 Mr. Burley is walking down the halls of Harwood County High School, distracted by the package in his arms.  Mr. Burley and Robo Knight walk pass each other.  Mr. Burley:  "Hello."  Robo Knight:  "Hello."    Mr. Burley suddenly stops and takes a backwards glance as he registers what he saw.  But the hall is empty.  Mr. Burley continues on his way.  Mr. Burley enters his office and places the package on his desk.  He opens the package eagerly and takes out a large telescope. 

Robo Knight

       

   

Prince Takes Knight

       

       

   

Man And Machine

       

       

The Human Condition

       

       

       

       

       

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