NO JOKE
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Later, No Joke stands alone in the city. No Joke is pleased that the city is silent. All the laughter is gone. No Joke gets mad when he hears laughter. No Joke notes, that laughter is pretty close. No Joke notes the direction of the laughter and quickly leaps over. No Joke finds the two Rangers easily. No Joke realizes they are the ones he heard laughing. Red Ranger responds, good to see you too. You got something we want. Release those people from the pod. No Joke is enjoying himself. Or what?! You'll tell another bad joke. Red Ranger pulls out his twist tornado power card. Blue Ranger pulls out his defense stream power card. They quickly place them in their morphers as No Joke creates tickle wind and sends it their way. Blue Ranger and Red Ranger are able to block the wind and eventually it breaks up. No Joke tells them to stop raining on his parade. His tickle wind has always been his go to move. Robo Knight arrives on top of the stands and announces, now it is my turn. Your jokes have no effect on me. Blue Ranger and Red Ranger pull out their Mega Blasters and aim them at No Joke. Robo Knight has his Robo Blaster aimed at No Joke as well. No Joke isn't worried. I've saved the best for last. No Joke farts. Red Ranger starts laughing uncontrollably. Robo Knight warns Red Ranger to stop. Through his laughter, Red Ranger replies, I can't stop. No Joke declares, fart jokes never fail! Bingo! Blue Ranger hurries over to Red Ranger, who is rolling on the floor with laughter. Red Ranger is sucked up into the pod. No Joke is puzzled. How could the two of you not laugh at that? Robo Knight fires his Robo Blaster at No Joke. Blue Ranger fires his Mega Blaster. No Joke jumps out of the way. No Joke hops over to the stage and strikes Blue Ranger several times. Robo Knight declares, I will end this as he rushes over to the stage. No Joke is fighting Blue Ranger when Robo Knight leaps in with his Robo Blade. Robo Knight and No Joke fight. Blue Ranger quickly joins in the fight. After a few moments, No Joke leaps out of the way. Good try boys, but it's over for you both! No Joke uses his tickle wind once more, which creates a fog. Blue Ranger and Robo Knight are knocked back. Robo Knight notes No Joke's combat skills are stronger than expected. Blue Ranger, you need to make sure you do not laugh. Blue Ranger agrees. No laughing. Blue Ranger then realizes that No Joke almost got pulled into his own pod when he had laughed earlier. Blue Ranger knows how to stop No Joke. Robo Knight asks Blue Ranger to explain. They both go behind a wall as No Joke tells them they can't hide from him. What are they doing? No Joke relaxes on a bleacher waiting the two out. After a few moments, Blue Ranger and Robo Knight come out from behind the wall. No Joke notices them right away and asks, how did the secret meeting go? Robo Knight replies, we shall see. Robo Knight pulls out his morpher and inserts his lighting strike power card. Lightening strikes over No Joke several times. No Joke is not impressed. That's your big plan? Trying to zap me? You missed! No Joke starts laughing. Robo Knight responds, no that was just the warm up act. Blue Ranger leaps over to where Robo Knight is standing and faces No Joke. No Joke asks, what're you waiting for? Blue Ranger clears his throat and dramatically starts telling jokes. Robo Knight responds seriously to the jokes. No Joke starts laughing and the pod begins to pull him in. No Joke destroys the pod. All the victims are released. Pink Ranger, Yellow Ranger, Black Ranger, and Red Ranger are released as well. Black Ranger is impressed - they did it. Robo Knight and Blue Ranger walk over to the rest of the Rangers as they get up. Red Ranger reminds them that's it not over yet. Blue Ranger is very pleased with himself. I actually told a joke. No Joke is not happy. No one makes a joke out of me! The five Rangers quickly activate their ultra zords. The ultra zords attack No Joke and then fly over to the Rangers. The Ultra Swords appear and the ultra zords are placed inside and ultra mode is activated. The Rangers charge towards No Joke with their Ultra Swords. No Joke taunts them. Don't make me laugh. You can't beat me. Red Ranger fights No Joke with his Ultra Sword. Blue Ranger and Pink Ranger leap in and strike No Joke several times with their Ultra Swords. No Joke is knocked to the pavement but quickly gets back up. Yellow Ranger and Black Ranger strike No Joke several times with their Ultra Swords. They knock No Joke into the sky. Robo Knight fires his Robo Blaster at No Joke while he is in the air. The Rangers gather together as No Joke falls onto the pavement. The Rangers combined their powers and strike No Joke with the ultra strike. Robo Knight fires his Vulcan Cannon. No Joke is hit hard and falls to the pavement in a blaze of fire. Within moments, several Zombats arrive. No Joke grows to giant size.
Last Laugh
