AUDITIONS FEATURETTE

BULK AND SPIKE

Paul and Felix audition for Bulk and Spike.  "Bulk" and "Spike" are walking.  "Spike" is walking with an odd gait.  "Spike" stops "Bulk" when he spots a hot dog.  "Spike" picks it up and waves it under "Bulk's" nose.  Not wanting the hot dog waved under his nose anymore, "Bulk" takes the hot dog.  The hot dog smells bad and "Bulk" tosses it on the ground.  "Spike" starts to tell "Bulk" that dog is man's best friend, but stops as "Bulk" is wiping is hand on "Spike's" shirt.  "Bulk" tells him, no, no, no, no, no.  Dogs are good.  Cats are better.  A cat has nine lives.  "Spike" starts acting like a cat.  "Bulk" continues, a ninja.  "Bulk" makes ninja motions with his hands.  "Spike" tells "Bulk" they wouldn't have jobs if it wasn't for dog.  "Spike" makes barking sounds.  "Bulk" admits that "Spike" has made a good point.  The air starts to smell bad.  "Spike" plugs his nose.  "Bulk" checks his pits.  They finally conclude it's the hot dog on the ground.  "Spike" picks it up again.  "Bulk" shakes his head no.  "Bulk" takes it and tosses it away.  "Bulk" likes the idea of a barbeque.  "Bulk" gets excited over the idea of barbeque chicken.  "Bulk" admits barbeque is his favorite thing - he loves a barbeque.  "Bulk" giggles a little insanely.  "Spike" tells "Bulk" that he always has food on his mind.  "Bulk" suddenly starts rapping and "Spike" joins him.  The rap song is about their job.  "Spike" puts his arm around "Bulk's" shoulder.  "Spike" does a kick and falls to the ground.  "Spike" gets back up and "Bulk" tells him, kid, you just got to stay off me.  "Spike" asks, like this and gives "Bulk" a tight hug.  "Bulk" pushes "Spike" off.  "Bulk" mutters, kids these days and walks off.

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