BULK AND SKULL

BULK & SKULL

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Mr. Caplan had the teens of Angel Grove High School working on a tree planting project. In the classroom, Bulk and Skull walk up to Kimberly, Billy, Zack, Jason, and Trini. Bulk taunts them, with nerds, nerds, how absurd, how does your garden grow? Jason replies, with Billy's special fertilizer, it's going to grow great. Bulk asks them if they want to make a bet? This time we got you geeks beat! Bulk snaps his fingers and Skull pulls a rollaway table over. Skull reveals their plants. Bulk boastfully tells them, now these are baby trees. Not like the little toothpicks you guys are growing. Skull adds, yeah toothpicks. Kimberly walks over and looks at the tag on their baby trees. Kimberly reads, one hundred percent pure plastic trees, 19.95. Yeah, you guys are really ahead of us. Skull makes a face as he knows he is in trouble as Kimberly joins her friends at their table. Bulk pushes the table away. Bulk angry tells Skull, I thought I told you to pull off the tags. Skull replies, I knew I forgot something. Bulk tries to grab Skull, but Skull manages to stay out of his reach. Skull grabs a guy painting and green paint splatters all over Bulk. Kimberly, Jason, Zack, Billy, and Trini laugh. Zack tells his friends, that's the closest he is ever going to get to having a green thumb. After school, Billy, Zack, Trini, Jason, and Kimberly headed off to the park. Close by, Bulk and Skull are hiding in a bush with helmets on, covered in leaves. After planting their trees, the teens leave to get some water. Bulk's and Skull's heads pop out from the hiding place. Bulk tells Skull, they're gone! Now it's time for phase two of my plan. Skull asks, what was phase one? Bulk replies, you're wearing phase one numbskull! Bulk knocks on Skull's helmet. Bulk continues, taking their plants and moving them some place else means we get a good grade is phase two. Moments later, Squatt arrives in the park. Squatt walks backwards, keeping an eye on the teens in the distance. Bulk and Skull are also walking backwards, hoping no one sees what they are up to. Bulk, Skull, and Squatt bump into each other. Skull, Bulk, and Squatt all turn around and face each other. Skull and Bulk remove their sunglasses, take another look at Squatt and start screaming. Bulk and Skull run away from Squatt. Squatt is amused. Skull bumps into a tree and is knocked down for a moment. Bulk helps him back up and they keep running. Squatt hops around and makes strange noises. Bulk and Skull keep running till they reach a port-a-potty. They go inside and quickly shut the door. Bulk asks Skull, man did you see that thing? Skull definitely saw that thing. After awhile, Bulk and Skull are still sitting inside the port-a-potty. Skull smells something bad and asks Bulk if he forgot to shower? Irritated Bulk asks Skull when was the last time you brushed your teeth? Bulk tries to open the door, but the lock is stuck. The thought of being stuck inside the port-a-potty causes Bulk and Skull to scream in horror. Within a few moments, Bulk and Skull start rocking the port-a-potty, screaming for someone to let them out. After a few moments, Skull uncomfortably tells Bulk, he's got to go. Its takes a few seconds for Bulk to realize what Skull is telling him and when he does he screams for someone to let him out of here! More time passes and Bulk and Skull are still stuck in the port-a-potty and continue to scream to be let go. No one hears them. Not even the guy who has loaded up the port-a-potty on his flatbed truck to haul away. The next day, they entered Mr. Caplan's classroom where Mr. Caplan had just finished praising the class for their projects. They are covered in filth. Bulk wants to know, what about us? We deserve an A+ after what we've been through. Skull agrees. Mr. Caplan only notes that they are late again. Bulk explains, we got taken for a ride and then we got dumped! Skull adds, in a dumpster. Mr. Caplan asks what's the problem here? He walks towards them. Mr. Caplan asks, what is it with you two? Mr. Caplan then gets a strong whiff of them and faints. Bulk and Skull take a sniff of each other and don't understand the problem. The rest of the class just laughs.

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